a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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