She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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