one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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