Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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