Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Dear god my vagina.
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