The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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