thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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