can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.