well you can't waste a boner
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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