I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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