theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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