I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Couch. On fire.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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