If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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