We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i believe in u and ur pee
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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