No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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