if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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