I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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