he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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