You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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