Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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