Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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