Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
