wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I love having hate sex.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
please don't ironically join a cult
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