My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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