with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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