I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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