i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say