school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.