therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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