so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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