TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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