I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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