i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
