omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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