It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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