I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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