OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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