he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
love makes seman taste better
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Randomize