She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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