let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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