I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
