She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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