At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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