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  • I would never make my husband a sandwich after sex. He's never wanted to cum in my face or fuck my ass. Yet, we have very passionate, wonderful sex and have for years. It's called love, people. If the other person isn't treating you with value, there is no love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Uhm.. Whether it's a guy, girl, or tranny.. people really should be more considerate of their partners. If they're crying, you should see to that. Anal sex hurts without lube - it's just a fact. The rectum only has a very thin lining of mucous to begin with. Some guys can't even stand to be jerked-off without lube and girls don't enjoy dry sex, either. The sender really should have made him finish himself off after he apologized for making him/her cry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:54pm
  • fake and misogynistic. all those guys who want this kind of girl are probably the kind who use roofies to get laid. anyone who can get off while their partner is crying is sick and dangerous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:29pm
  • fuck you 1:17, yes we do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:17pm
  • If it hurts, you are doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Try googling misogynistic. Also, she was CRYING and he could have finished himself off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:31pm
  • What about McNabb who threw 4 touchdowns with a broken ankle?? Where's his shoutout? I'm a girl.. and I know shit.. But I too agree this is fake. Nobody cries when you put it in the butt.. clench your jaw and pretend you like it, that's how I roll...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:21pm
  • To each their own. I know this chick who LOVES getting it in the ass. She gets this look on her face of almost pure evil. Like she's glorifying in stealing my soul or something, haha. She'll whine when it's going in, "Slow, slow, SLOW!" But then she grits her teeth and looks like she's in heaven...or hell. I still can't tell. But seriously, stop judging. Some people like it, even if it's painful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:01pm
  • 11:23 the first one - how to have great anal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Of course some girls watch sports. What would you have preferred she referenced? "If Barbie can still put her makeup on after Ken dumps her, then surely I can jerk him off!!" Fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:24pm
  • 1:25 awesome cuz i was gonna say hockey instead of football but i figured ppl would call hockey out. so anyways.. AND provide beer! we are now friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:29pm
  • Oh totally sexist to say she wouldn't know sports. . .and also sexist that people think it's so GREAT that she jerked this bastard off after he hurt her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:04pm
  • 2:15, I hope you realize that by trying to make a statement against sexism, you've turned yourself into a sexist toward men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Why is it that men feel perfectly fine to say whatever horrible thing they want about women and laugh when a girl is being hurt, tortured, or degraded yet feel they have to berate anyone who speaks against this behavior as "hating men."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:30pm
  • i'm a girl and i watch more sports and know more about them than most guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Who says it's a girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:20pm
  • "salty wenches", 2:28? Go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:33pm
  • crying from taking it in the butt? YOUR DOING IT WRONG.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:51pm
  • SHAME ON YOU, TFLN, FOR POSTING THIS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:14pm
  • this girl is a fucking champion. MARRY ME?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:10pm
  • I agree with 1:31. I bet it was just his dumb drunk guy friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:33pm
  • i don't know why you all assume it's a girl. this could easily be a guy, either first time anal or just an exceptionally big partner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Any chick that into sports would have no problem with taking one up the ass for the team. Has to be fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:28pm
  • lots of lube and slow entry - then there will be no crying. you will be begging him for more, begging him not to stop I'm an up-the-butt girl and I enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:44pm
  • The familiar stink of hypocrisy is wafting from the direction of those reading this site, while whining. We're not on CNN here. You should get all your friends to boycott...then keep telling yourself you're relevant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:38pm
  • wow sounds like you last couple of salty wenches didnt get enough of daddy's love, or a little too much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:28pm
  • LOL THAT'S FROM MY AREA CODE XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:56pm
  • <<< has a little butt... I don't care how little the guy it hurts every time, but I still love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:41pm
  • 334 the second one. have you ever had it up the ass? what if he slipped on accident? my boyfriend slipped it up my ass one drunken night and it hurt like a bitch and yeah i cried. get over it. some girls cry. some girls can fit 3 fucking dicks in their ass which im sure you know about. bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:07pm
  • no 3:31, it was my reply to 3:14

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:34pm
  • I don't know why the dude is making you cry.....let's talk about the 30 second rule of ass-sex? Anyone know what I'm talking about? It should not be that painful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Wow. I thought sex was supposed to be enjoyable for BOTH people, not just the guy. Sex acts shouldn't be something you just endure quietly. If you're not enjoying it, don't do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:31pm
  • HAHAHAHA @ 5:12... if it DOESN'T hurt you are an anal pornstar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:23pm
  • first 3:50 - i'll let someone pee on me when i'm stung by a jellyfish. for now i think getting buttfucked and many of the other things i do are quite sufficient. -after piss what is there? getting shat on? no thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:54pm
  • 3:41pm You silly bastard, my original reply was for the 2nd 3:30PM, not you. And fuck baseball. Americas new favorite pastime has been football for damn near a decade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:45pm
  • are you people seriously trying to argue the fact that because she knew sports, it must be fake? talk about sexist..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Thank you 5:23 & 5:30 The guy I'm seeing is 8inches long and 5inches or so in circumference. It hurts without lube, and he has to go really slow at first. But he would never keep going if I started crying. Besides.. there's always a good BJ. -5:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:48pm
  • 2.39 but do you take it up the ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Least appealing part of this site: people whose texts have been rejected nitpicking every text that got chosen over theirs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:34pm
  • I'm a girl. I'm a Sports Editor, and I'm marking this text as "fake."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:39pm
  • I bet things like this are said during Rush Week at frats all over the country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:41pm
  • STFU 1:33 and go jump off a building

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:41pm
  • my new hero. what a champ...girls wouldn't have to cry during anal if the guy knew what he was doing though, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:05pm
  • 3:30pm Was that a question? (?) not (.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:31pm
  • the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 6:57 I guess you don't know the value of good oral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:04pm
  • I have one thing to say after reading all of this.... "....huh?'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:28pm
  • 3:50, still jared brock (facebook me) is a homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 3:48 you shouldn't lay on the sarcasm. You never know how erotic getting pissed on can be till you try it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:50pm
  • hahaha this is great. amen to girls like us who let them put it in the butt (in a healthy relationship of course) and like sports. -tip tho, it hurts badly at first but you need to relax. that way he'll cum while he's in you and you won't have to jerk him off...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:22pm
  • 3:45PM It clearly didnt say 2nd 3:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:50pm
  • This could either be a man or a woman. It is kinda hilarious everyone assumes it is a chick and she was ass raped. Fuck, I have asked for it up the ass and it has brought tears to my eyes and almost everytime i give a halfway decent blow-job i gag and cry. Pleasure and pain. And why do people always argue whether they are fake or not- who the fuck cares they are fun to read. The visual this brought to mind made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:49pm
  • ...that's why you don't take it up the pooper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:49pm
  • 2.31 he could of maybe would have but it was done for him, since when has appreciating a girl (as most people have assumed) who will try taking it up the ass and likes sport equated to sexual sadism?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:38pm
  • fake, masochistic, or both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:19pm
  • WOMAN HERE - LOVE ANAL SEX! If you let him stick it in your butt, at least let him thrust until he cums. Then you won't need to jerk him off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:43pm
  • 3:50pm No it didn't. Because I thought it was obvious. And it was obvious. The end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:02pm
  • game time ruling on this: acceptable if its a one night stand, so take a bow. horrific if its your gf/ whatever long term, reevaluate the relationship: therapy or dump. Also, no one has pondered the idea that this could of been a stripper/prostitute and she was inclined to perform said mentioned acts= erroronious on all counts + solid night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:40pm
  • 5:09 if it doesn't hurt without lube you are doing it drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:12pm
  • you're a better girl than I am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:35pm
  • chick knows sports and references them in relation to anal? who is she and where can i meet her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:34am
  • it's not even implied that it's a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:13pm
  • why the hell were you more concerned about jerking him off than getting yours? especially after he made you cry? f that - bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Rockland County!! It has to be! LOL!! Why are people such idiots?! Girl, I'm glad you're happy with people making fun of you. And laughing T you (for the wrong reasons)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:17pm
  • the 2nd 2:40 has the right idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Then you must not live in the south, 1:21.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:23pm
  • no 3:39. 3:14 asked who in in ny would reference a Red Sox Player in a tex? Maybe you should read it carefully!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Bottom line: all men are rapists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Scripted bullshit, as this was, shouldn't be allowed to get posted on this website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:29pm
  • Some of us do...not a lot...but some! Some even know what the hell is going on while watching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:19pm
  • so um' how to find you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:58pm
  • second 3:14 - you're an idiot. I'm from upstate and a red sox fan. call it what you must but it happens. -i love sound arguments.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:28pm
  • wow haha great discussion everyone. :D ...fake or not haha its a great text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:34pm
  • also super sexist to assume it's a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:07pm
  • 1:29pm - the second one. My fridge is ALWAYS stocked with beer and a large variety. You bring the chips and dip and we can have a party!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:06pm
  • 1:21 knows how to use google to find random sports facts and also knows how to take it in the butt like a champ. Where are these girls in real life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:26pm
  • AWEsome! good girl! hope he returned the favor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:24pm
  • 5:48 -- why would you lie and say that your man is 5" in circumference? That's just unnecessary and obviously bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:07pm
  • girls can make sports references. plus both those things were really big deals. it's not like if brad lidge could pitch throughout april and may with a sprained knee... no. only phillies fans would know that. everyone knows the bloody suck, everyone knows tiger woods.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:57pm
  • I would love to meet this girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:29pm
  • all girls cry on the inside the first time a cock is in their ass but i would easily marry this chick in a heartbeat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:00am
  • Who in NY would reference a Red Sox player in a text? Pretty much fake. June 18, 2009 3:14PM Any person that does not like the Yankees...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:30pm
  • I agree. It's a dude

    Submitted by Enmor on Mar 25, 10 at 9:27pm
  • Nice! Where can I find a girl like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Who in NY would reference a Red Sox player in a text? Pretty much fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 2:42 listen to what 2:50 just said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:55pm
  • 1:21pm, I love football and I can watch a game all the way through. Baseball, too. Hockey, most definitely. Basketball....ehhh not so much. I invite people over all the time to watch sports at my place - and even provide the beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:25pm
  • 2.16 is a fucking carpet muncher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:34pm
  • thx now i have to google 'masochistic'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:23pm
  • i cried when i got it in the butt. no lube, thats why. gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:08pm
  • No one really watches a football game all the way through. Be honest: you sort of gloss over the 6 hours in the middle and tune back in for the last 2 minutes (1.5 hrs of football time.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:23pm
  • In love with this girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:51pm
  • second 3:43, reppinnnnnnnn dancers do it best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:49pm
  • jared brock is a homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:48pm
  • This is disgusting. Fake or not, it's pathetic that girls allow themselves to be abused to the point of crying and laugh it off. I'm disappointed that this site would post this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Girls can watch and play sports don't be such a chauvanistic fuck. I'm a girl, I play lacrosse, I dance, and I not only can sit through an entire football game, but I understand what's going on and enjoy it. I could list the teams in the NBA, duke is my college basketball team, and I don't care what you say but that's just ridiculous to assume. And the original poster needs to grow up, who cries?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 3:59 - you're ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:06pm
  • usually when the girl starts crying during anal i shoot like a rocket blast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:57pm
  • 3:34pm That's your reply to "tears make the best lubricant"? Kinda weird but okay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:39pm
  • I'm a girl , and i throw superbowl parties, baseball events and any kind of sports related events...i love sports

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:27pm
  • 2:42 Options you have: Don't read the site. Create your own perfectly non-controversial site. Keep thinking anyone besides you and a couple other hypocrites care. Keep thinking your potential will change the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:50pm
  • That post is as fake as Curt Schillings bloody sock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:34pm
  • women dont watch sports also

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:17pm
  • That's the spirit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:36am
  • 3:54 alright you let me ass fuck you and then you finish me off with your mouth till I cum on your face and we got a deal. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:59pm
  • 2:04 / 208. Why is this guy automatically a bastard and the poster a victim? They tried Anal sex didn't work out as planned so the OP finished the guy off. Sounds like a good sport regardless of gender.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:26pm
  • I hope this was a girl who wrote this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:36pm
  • for real 1:31. if it was a chick he could have stuck it in her pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:32pm
  • you go second 1:21 poster. god bless you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Ur an idiot. If your crying hurt he didn't do it right.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Aug 26, 10 at 5:17pm
  • I hope the op got up after and made him a sandwich and turned on sports center. She's a ture trooper then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:44pm
  • @6:19 Love is for the weak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:31pm
  • i need a girl like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:13pm
  • fake or not this is still fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:47pm
  • No, after he made you cry, he should have been doing good things to YOU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:20pm
  • fuckin femmies... he didn't blow it in her, I'm sure he stopped when she was crying... ya fucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:17pm
  • If this is real, it is HILARIOUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:45pm
  • shut the fuck up!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:15pm
  • So fucked up. Women should not be treated like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Crying tends to kill boners in most guys, so I'm surprised you could still give him a handjob. He should've taken care of it himself though at that point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:23pm
  • the 845 goes madd hard yo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:43pm
  • first 3:43 - i'm taken. and he's big. thanks tho, it sounds so appealing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:48pm
  • they need a "super good night" button for this one. awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:03pm
  • The second 1:21 - You are what we call a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:23pm
  • We are all ass-fucked now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:32pm
  • 8:53PM blah blah blah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:14am
  • Who here thinks its a dude, because thats the vibe I'm getting from it

    Submitted by Gurgi on Feb 19, 10 at 2:02am
  • Plenty of chicks like sports, but no chick is that thoughtful..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:09pm
  • definitely not doing it wrong. that shit hurts. i've cried... just not in front of the guy! sometimes things are just a little too big to be going back there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Bullshit. What woman uses sports analogies? I am a woman and do watch some sports with my husband, but really??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:21pm
  • tears make the best lubricant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Fake or not, she's a definite keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:36pm
  • If this was a girl..... I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:28pm
  • 128 - LOL. I am into sports and watch it often with my boyfriend (pretty much everything except baseball) but I will not "take one up the ass" lol. Exit only, my friend :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:31pm
  • my bad 1:17 - now i know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:18pm
  • 2:56 based on your reasoning, you are obviously a chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:59pm
  • directions please from 944

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:23pm
  • I'm in love with her...how do I find her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:19pm
  • i think it's a dude.. the sports references all mention male athletes, not female athletes.. and this isn't a text a girl would send to a friend.. i love sports (and can watch a game all the way through) but i can't think of a single person i'd send this text to - male or female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Fake, but also if real she's a whore. If you're crying, he can jack himself off and spew on your whore face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:46pm
  • my god, you are a winner! I want to marry you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:26am
  • 3:22 I'll cum in your ass. Afterwards I'll piss on your face and tits. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Best girl. EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:34am
  • now thats my kind of woman lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:03pm
  • YOU'RE A TROOPER! YOU JERK THAT MAN OFF!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:45am
  • What girl would know this random sports trivia? This is totally two dudes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:31am
  • i dont get it cuz ive met girls that like to play 360, but none that can watch a football game all the way through..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:21pm