names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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