I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i out mim tonsoeep
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