It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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