No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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