Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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