have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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