In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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