Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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