I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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