Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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