so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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