I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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