But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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