you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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